The first time I danced with a black girl was in Malaysia in 2004 at a University dorm party in cyberjaya. She told me I looked like a monkey and walked off. I laughed and had another beer…who knew that she’d take club dancing so seriously. Anyways, that didn’t stop me trying.

Last weekend it was my Ugandan friend’s birthday party at a night club called Vision Empire. Everyone danced, but not with eachother. The just danced and looked in the mirror at themselves. My friend, the birthday boy had a circle around him with everyone cheering. I also got some attention for having good moves but the only thing is that my friend, the Ugandan birthday boy, has one leg.